Did That Really Just Happen?

Have you ever sat back after seeing something and had to ask yourself, "Did that really just happen"? Well I've had a couple of those experiences lately.

The other day my friend and I were at the grocery store picking up a few things for dinner. There was a guy ahead of us in line who smelled like straight pot. You could tell the guy was stoned out of his mind. All he was buying was two 20 oz mountain dews. The lady bags them up, and he grabbed the bag and pulled it closer to him. He gives the lady the money for the products and she hands him his receipt. Then the guy proceeds to walk out of the store, with his mountain dews... or so we thought. No one noticed he didn't take them until after I was about to leave. Way to be stoned out of your mind sir and leave your drinks. I go to walk out and I suppose he forgot his joint in the ash tray too. Your mind is a terrible thing to waste.

The next instance I had wasn't as bad. We are currently in the process of moving our company and trying to get the information out to everyone. Yesterday my task was to send out letters to people who had left us their addresses. I was going through and hand writing them all until I came upon one that had to be a joke. I seriously had to write out and envelope to "Super Ninja". I asked my dad if this was legit. He said yes, that the guy wanted to be called Super Ninja. Do you know how awkward I felt writing a letter out to that name? Some people amaze me!

The last one I'm going to tell you about... is about one of my really close friends Robert. Poor Robert has the worst luck when it comes to the ladies, but for once that's not what surprised me about him. Robert is one of those people that is always going to have you laughing. I was making some breakfast for dinner last night and he came over. He was texting someone pretty intensely. Then all of a sudden he stops and looks at me and asks, "How do you spell wow?". I gave him the"are you kidding me look" and he didn't understand why. When I spelled it out for him, W-O-W, he just started laughing. Sad thing, it wasn't even close to the way he thought it was spelled. Oh yes, he tried sounding it out and came up with w-h-o-u something. He's not the brightest crayon in the box, but he's a good friend. 

But now it's time to make some people happy and write some pay checks. I will try to post again later on! :) Leave me some comments and follow me.